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老公犯错保证书

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保证书本身就是对今后行为的承诺。当丈夫做错了事情,如果你闷声不响的原谅他的话,只会更加的纵容他。他以为你不会管他的事情,你给他极大的自由。只有你想办法去约束他,即使他走的再远,但是他手中的线还是在你这头牵着。所以,当丈夫再遇到此类事件时候,他就明白他在你这里备过案了。前车之鉴啊!所以,还是要通过这样的一种行为加强老公自己对自己的约束力。

老公犯错保证书一

1.我保证:从现在开始,只会对静静一个人好,只宠静静一个人,不会骗静静,结婚以后更是一如既往,有过之而无不及的爱我家静静。                                                                                                                               
    2.结婚以前和以后,洗衣做饭所有家里的脏活累活都要抢着干。                                                                                                                               
    3.只要静静想吃什么喝什么时,要无条件的在第一时间内端到静静面前不得怠慢。                                                               
    4.静静想逛街时要无条件服从,不得有半点怨言,始终脸带微笑,静静买东西时我要抢先付钱并积极提东西,对静静讲的每一句话都要是真心,不得说让静静伤心难过的话。                                                                                                                            
    5.结婚后不能冲静静瞪眼珠子,不能大嗓门,如果万一实在要吵架,不管事实是谁的对错,我都要首先赔礼道歉,并能在深刻地发自内心的认识到自己的错误并道歉后,由我主动提出带静静出去散心;如果静静不愿意,我一定要极尽所能地逗静静直到愿意为至,其间不得有半点不乐意。                                                                                                                               
    6.和静静恋爱结婚后,保证不再爱其他女生(看都不能看),做梦也只能梦见静静一个人,一辈子只爱静静一个,在我的眼里,静静永远都是最漂亮的。                                                                                                                               
    7.结婚后保证支持静静的工作,要正常送静静上班,并坚持要接静静下班。                                                               
    8.在静静心情不好时,我要任静静蹂躏,并谢主隆恩;不得有还手瞪眼之行为。有人欺负静静时,我要在第一时间出现,静静受到委屈时,要哄静静开心。静静开心时,我要陪静静开心,不得扫静静的兴致,不说静静不喜欢的话,不做静静不喜欢的事。                                                               
    9.不和静静抢电脑和电视,静静二选一或者二选二时不得有怨言。                                                                                                                               
    10.保证和静静共同学习进步,静静不想看书时,不得逼其看书,但是我自己一定自觉要认真看书,要认为静静是为了让我能有更好的学习环境才放弃自己的进步的。                                                               
    11.知道静静胆子小,所以一定不让静静一个人走夜路。                                                                                                                               
    12.每天上班之前,下班回家都要拥抱亲吻静静。                                                                                                                               
    13.每次出差回来要给静静带一件当地的礼物。                                                                                                                               
    14.不给静静吃面条,做菜不能放辣椒。                                                                                                                               
    15.静静晚上容易犯困,所以除了工作任务外,凡10点以后必须保证让静静上床休息。且晚上要抱着静静觉觉,并给静静盖好被子,绝不能冻着静静。(除非静静不在身边)                                                                                                                                   
    在静静失眠时要彻夜陪伴,帮忙数羊;不得先与周公见面。                                                                                                                               
    16.对静静的生日绝对牢记心头,对静静的感情不偷工减料,不得以次充好,发现美女,一不停下脚步,二不流口水,三不目瞪口呆。美女从我身边走过去五分钟内不回头。切实做到吃着碗里的不看锅里的,不跟任何一个异性眉来眼去,眉目传情。                                                               
    17.按静静的标准讲究卫生,祥情见静静的明细对照表。                                                                                                                               
    18.家中收支在静静的监督下,统一由我来记帐,帐目一定要清晰,每月向静静列明细帐,如需拨款需提前三天提出申请,由静静一支笔签字审计后方能动用,年底要做年终报表。                                                                                                                               
    19.静静的话永远是正确的,一切都服从静静的。                                                                                                                               
    20.如果真是静静错了,我自觉参考19条。2016最新老公保证书                                                                                                                               
    9.老婆比老公的姐妹要重要                                                                                                                               
    10.老公的手指甲要干净                                                                                                                               
    11.老公绝对不允许色                                                                                                                               
    12.老公一定要听老婆的话                                                                                                                               
    13.老公只能爱老婆一个人                                                                                                                               
    14.在家里,外面,老公不能不理老婆                                                                                                                               
    15.老婆开心,老公也要开心,老婆伤心,老公要哄老婆                                                                                                                               
    16.老公不允许在别人面前说老婆的坏话                                                                                                                               
    17.老公不能和别的女人乱搞,不能做对不起老婆的事情                                                                                                                               
    18.别的女人主动和老公说话,老公不能理她                                                                                                                               
    19.老婆要什么,老公一定要给                                                                                                                               
    20.老公要乖乖的,不能不听话                                                                                                                               
    21.老婆的家人,朋友,老公要对他们好                                                                                                                               
    22.老公不允许和别的女人发短信,打电话                                                                                                                                                                                                   
    23.老公的任何东西,不能写或贴别的女人的名字。照片等等                                                                                                                               
    24.老公比老婆早下班,老公一定要等老婆                                                                                                                               
    25.老婆发短消息给老公,老公不可以不回    

老公犯错保证书二
 

我承诺,从今天开始,保证做到以下几点:                                                                                                                               
    一、对待老婆要像春天般温暖。                                                                                                                               
    1、坚决做到不打骂、不主动向老婆发脾气,不大声吆喝老婆,不给臭脸、冷脸老婆看。若犯此严重错误,必须主动取得老婆原谅,并罚做厅长两个月。                                                                                                                               
    2、坚决服从老婆大人的领导,一切事情以老婆马首是瞻,要主动汇报、商量,若商量不协同,最后都要以老婆的意见为主。若犯,罚面壁思过一小时。                                                                                                                               
    3、不得私设小金库,若被发现,全数交公,并罚洗厕所一周。                                                                                                                               
    二、对待老婆要像夏天般热情。                                                                                                                               
    1、要记得老婆的生日、结婚纪念日、情人节等有意义的节日,根据具体情况给予表示。                                                               
    2、要对老婆温柔、体贴,根据实际情况做到浪漫,最好能做到有情调。                                                               
    三、对待老婆要像秋天般朴实。                                                                                                                               
    1、心灵和肉体绝对忠诚于老婆一个,再漂亮的女人都是草,只有老婆是宝。                                                               
    2、不管任何情况任何时候任何地方,都不会喜欢任何年龄任何类型任何地域的其他女人。                                                                                                                               
    四、对待老婆要像冬天般冷静。                                                                                                                               
    1、老婆生气时要忍让,心情不好时要安慰,特别日子来时要会察言观色,适时送上热开水和贴心话。                                                                                                                               
    2、老婆的缺点要会欣赏,最好统统看成优点。                                                                                                                               
    3、要讲卫生爱干净,适当做些家务。                                                                                                                               
    以上四大点十小点是我自愿答应,并坚决执行,我将尽全力做到最好,努力给老婆创造好的生活条件,给老婆一辈子的爱,让老婆成为最幸福的女人。如果犯了以上任何一条,任

老公犯错保证书三
 

本人谨以赤诚之心在此宣言:                                                                                                                               
    1.我心里只有老婆一个人,做梦也要梦见老婆                                                                                                                               
    2.我不会骂老婆,打老婆,踢老婆,捏老婆,欺负老婆 3.老婆打我,我不能还手                                                               
    4.我永远会说老婆最漂亮,最可爱                                                                                                                               
    5.我在老婆面前不能提别的女人                                                                                                                               
    6.我不可以丢下老婆,不要老婆                                                                                                                               
    8.我一定要听老婆的话                                                                                                                               
    9.老婆开心,我也要开心,老婆伤心,我要哄老婆 10.我不能做对不起老婆的事情                                                               
    11.老婆要什么,我一定要给                                                                                                                               
    12..老婆的家人,朋友,我也会对他们好                                                                                                                               
    13.老婆发短消息或打电话给我,我不可以不回或不接                                                                                                                               
    从即日起,本人保证坚决执行新的家规:                                                                                                                               
    家规之一:老婆洗澡时要量好水温,抓痒擦背;不得有贪图私欲之行为。                                                               
    家规之二:老婆血拼时要勇于付款,多所鼓励;不得有不情不愿之行为。                                                               
    家规之三:老婆睡觉时要炎夏扇风,寒冬暖被;不得有打呼抢被之行为。                                                               
    家规之四:老婆给钱时要含泪感激,省吃俭用;不得有奢侈浪费之行为。                                                               
    家规之五:老婆无聊时要搏命演出,彩衣娱亲;不得有毫无所谓之行为。                                                               
    家规之六:老婆训诫时要两手贴紧,立正站好;不得有心不在焉之行为。                                                               
    家规之七:老婆犯错时要引咎自责,自揽黑锅;不得有连累小初之行为。                                                               
    家规之八:老婆不在时要朝思暮想,守身如玉;不得有偷鸡摸狗之行为。                                                                                                                                   
    家规之九:老婆失眠时要彻夜陪伴,帮忙数羊;不得有梦见周公之行为。                                                                                                                               
    家规之十:老婆生气时要跪地求饶,恳求开恩;不得有不理不睬之行为。                                                                                                                               
    家规十一:老婆打我时要任其蹂躏,谢主隆恩;不得有还手瞪眼之行为。                                                                                                                               
    家规十二:老婆审问时要发誓赌咒,以表忠诚;不得有漫不经心之行为。                                                                                                                               
    最后总结保证:                                                                                                                               
    不对老婆耍酷,不让老婆吃醋,吵架先要让步,老婆揍我挺住。                                                                                                                               
    保证以后在家绝对坚持三从四德。                                                                                                                               
    三从:1、从不洗衣;2、从不做饭;3、从不拖地。                                                                                                                               
四德:1、老婆化装要等得;2、老婆花钱要舍得;3、老婆发脾气忍得;4、老婆生气要哄得。

 

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